Friday, July 15, 2011

Republican Lies ... Fixed

Hi to all seven of you.  I have been lazy about my blogging of late but this is because I have been thinking. Really, I've been working on my novel and other fun stuff like watching the fucking Republicans lie their way through the American media.  Since I am a thoughtful person I thought up something that will ensure that will get Republicans to quit lying.

This idea is so solid that there is no way they would ever go for it.

What we need to do is amend the constitution that would add a provision where when you're elected to the House, Senate and Presidency and you're sworn in, you are automatically put under oath.

It's brilliant. Don't you think?

That way whenever a politician opens their mouth, they cannot tell a lie because if they do, they can be automatically tried for perjury.

That's right ... perjury.

That means that every time Eric Cantor opens his mouth and he doesn't tell the truth, he's off to jail.  Or at least he has to pay a big fine.

Every time Michelle Bachmann says something ... anything.  She will be tossed in the clink.

Mitch McConnell.  We could probably put something in there for being an asshole.

I think it's brilliant.  Maybe it's just me.
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I will try to be better about updating.

Have a great weekend,
Les